yennasollapoghirai:

people getting offended about purposely misspelling benedict cumberbatch’s name while complaining about how annoying it is to spell quvenzhané wallis 

SPOILERS for Star Trek Into Darkness under the cut.

Hi, J.J. Abrams. Let’s talk. 

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thegoddamazon:

xglitterbabyx:

deduction-to-seduction:

bookjunkie26:

deduction-to-seduction:

deduction-to-seduction:

hiddlesbatchlove:

deduction-to-seduction:

You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS

Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered

“This means war”

and silently walked out of the room

Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep

UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS

WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS

“I am the oncoming storm”

HELP

ITS BACK!

Who the ever loving fuck, brought. this. BACK.

Literally every time someone brings this shit back, I get like 5 anons that all say variations of “U DINT DO DAT TING U SED U DED” and like 20 messages of “UR MOMM IZ 2 COOOL 4 SKOOL” and I never understood before when people would say “No guys don’t bring this back” like oh why wouldn’t you want notes? Notes are good right?? I UNDERSTAND NOW OKAY THIS IS A FORMAL APOLOGY TO WHATEVER DEITY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT EXIST SO PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP PLEASE

MY MOM IS STILL FUCKING TEASING ME

WE WENT ON VACATION AND WE WERE WATCHING T.V. AND SHE HAD THE REMOTE IN THE HOTEL AND THIS SHIT CAME ON

THIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT WAS JUST

I’M GONNA FUCKING

I THINK I JUST DIED FROM LAUGHING ONG HELP I NEED OXYGEN

OH MY GOD THE TEARS

OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP

lagertha-lodbrok:

iridessence:

ianthe:

iridessence:

ianthe:

iridessence:

ianthe:

iridessence:

ianthe:

iridessence:

ianthe:

iridessence:

ianthe:

Batarang Cummerbund

#benedryl pumpkinpatch

Benefits (of) Pumpernickel

Barbiturate Kindercatch

Barbarian Cabbagepatch

Barbarawalters Carnivalrides

Beneficiary Chamberlain

Benevolent Crispybacon

Barbecued Cookie-batch

Basketball Crunchymatch

Bacondick Crumpetsnatch

Bendystraw Rumpelstiltskin

Benjamin Bumpersticker

Bendlebop Curdlesnoot

Valar Morghulis. Yes, all men must die.

I LOVE ALL OF THESE WOMEN SO MUCH.

ok, Melisandre scares me, kind of.

gaslightgallows:

nellachronism:

gaslightgallows:

oooeygooeygoodness:

The Fish Bowl

Ingredients
½ cup Nerds candy
½ gallon goldfish bowl
5 oz. vodka
5 oz. Malibu rum
3 oz. blue Curacao
6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix
16 oz. pineapple juice
16 oz. Sprite
3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange
4 Swedish gummy fish

Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.

One of my absolute favorite drinks. My husband always makes me one for my birthday!!

Source: Me and my husband, because we are alcoholics. We got the idea from 50 First Dates and Genghis Grille  Image: Google https://www.google.com/

NELLA!

WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS TO MY ATTENTION????

MY BIRTHDAY IS THE 24TH.  NOW I’M GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE THIS. D:

HAPPY PRE-BIRTHDAY, YOU RAD RAD PERSON!

…I apologize in advance for the unholy hangover.

Fred McFeely Rogers (March 20, 1928 – February 27, 2003)

The kind of human being I aspire to be.

disquietingtruths:

1. Student-Loan Debt.
2. Psychopathologizing and Medicating Noncompliance.
3. Schools That Educate for Compliance and Not for Democracy.
4. “No Child Left Behind” and “Race to the Top.”
5. Shaming Young People Who Take Education—But Not Their Schooling—Seriously.
6. The Normalization of Surveillance.
7. Television.
8. Fundamentalist Religion and Fundamentalist Consumerism.

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OMG

idreamedadancewithyou:

shadyladyhaidy:

“Tomatoes” 

HAM