people getting offended about purposely misspelling benedict cumberbatch’s name while complaining about how annoying it is to spell quvenzhané wallis
SPOILERS for Star Trek Into Darkness under the cut.
Hi, J.J. Abrams. Let’s talk.
You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered
“This means war”
and silently walked out of the room
Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep
UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS
WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS
“I am the oncoming storm”
Who the ever loving fuck, brought. this. BACK.
Literally every time someone brings this shit back, I get like 5 anons that all say variations of “U DINT DO DAT TING U SED U DED” and like 20 messages of “UR MOMM IZ 2 COOOL 4 SKOOL” and I never understood before when people would say “No guys don’t bring this back” like oh why wouldn’t you want notes? Notes are good right?? I UNDERSTAND NOW OKAY THIS IS A FORMAL APOLOGY TO WHATEVER DEITY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT EXIST SO PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP PLEASE
MY MOM IS STILL FUCKING TEASING ME
WE WENT ON VACATION AND WE WERE WATCHING T.V. AND SHE HAD THE REMOTE IN THE HOTEL AND THIS SHIT CAME ON
THIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT WAS JUST
I’M GONNA FUCKING
I THINK I JUST DIED FROM LAUGHING ONG HELP I NEED OXYGEN
OH MY GOD THE TEARS
OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP
Valar Morghulis. Yes, all men must die.
I LOVE ALL OF THESE WOMEN SO MUCH.
ok, Melisandre scares me, kind of.
The Fish Bowl
½ cup Nerds candy
½ gallon goldfish bowl
5 oz. vodka
5 oz. Malibu rum
3 oz. blue Curacao
6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix
16 oz. pineapple juice
16 oz. Sprite
3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange
4 Swedish gummy fish
Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.
One of my absolute favorite drinks. My husband always makes me one for my birthday!!
Source: Me and my husband, because we are alcoholics. We got the idea from 50 First Dates and Genghis Grille Image: Google https://www.google.com/
WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS TO MY ATTENTION????
MY BIRTHDAY IS THE 24TH. NOW I’M GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE THIS. D:
HAPPY PRE-BIRTHDAY, YOU RAD RAD PERSON!
…I apologize in advance for the unholy hangover.
- Student-Loan Debt.
- Psychopathologizing and Medicating Noncompliance.
- Schools That Educate for Compliance and Not for Democracy.
- “No Child Left Behind” and “Race to the Top.”
- Shaming Young People Who Take Education—But Not Their Schooling—Seriously.
- The Normalization of Surveillance.
- Fundamentalist Religion and Fundamentalist Consumerism.