Fantastic, absolutely fantastic.
stfubelievers: In response to this story about a gunman opening fire at random cars in Hollywood. Too bad the people at the scene didn’t get near misses. “Seems like it would have been easier to stop the gunman, but I guess the man got shot in the head wasn’t praying enough.” (Thanks Steve The Man) I think we are all missing the most important detail here… the person named Hartford with the pet named Guffington. Whoever Hartford and Guffington (dog? cat? I feel like it’s a dog name) are, they are now the main characters of my next short story.

stfubelievers:

In response to this story about a gunman opening fire at random cars in Hollywood.

Too bad the people at the scene didn’t get near misses. “Seems like it would have been easier to stop the gunman, but I guess the man got shot in the head wasn’t praying enough.”

(Thanks Steve The Man)

I think we are all missing the most important detail here… the person named Hartford with the pet named Guffington. Whoever Hartford and Guffington (dog? cat? I feel like it’s a dog name) are, they are now the main characters of my next short story.

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